Most Proper

[Enters]

[Tips hat]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I present to you a most lovely award, the award for the Most Proper.

[Polite applause]

This award shall go to the Bloglandian deemed most deserving, that is to say, most mannerly and sensible.

[More polite applause]

Thank you for your time. Enjoy your evening, ladies and gentlemen, and may you have a pleasant journey home.

[Tips hat]

[Leaves the stage]